“I used to be an F-cup,” said Michelle Bond, one of England’s finest. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seemed to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking! You know, I generally don’t know where it has come from. As my body has kind of grown a bit, they’ve grown with me.
“The only thing that’s different between now and years ago is that I don’t party as much. I used to be stick-thin, and my boobs weren’t that big because I partied a lot, but now, I don’t know. I haven’t done anything to them. They’ve just grown. They seem to still be growing. They haven’t stopped growing since they started. I’d like to think it will stop soon! Otherwise I’ll be walking along with a wheelbarrow. Kicking them along in front of me.”